PLKN Logo for show.
. You will notice this orange and yellow form which is for your
. This is important, because if you don't do the medical check-up, they will still accept you
and if anything happens to your health, your family will be the ones to blame for not bringing you for a check-up and they'll think you're pretending to avoid the training.
to your doctor, your allergies especially and some that couldn't be checked. Normally for these "
" disorders, you probably had seen a doctor earlier or since you were young. If so, have your doctor
on your medical history to aid the check-up in the government hospital or clinic.
After you've done your check-up and filled in the permission forms needed, you may
to the gathering area...
Also, learn to wash your clothes, iron clothes, polish shoes and so on.
you anyway, so just bring your own.
and I will explain why later.
so there's no point in bringing them.
Yeah, cute pretty girl with a bunch of brownies for show.
RegistrationAfter
packing all your stuff, you're ready to register for
National Service. When you reach your gathering area you should see a few
booths with the name of your camp. Parents will wait outside of the fenced area. Present the forms needed and you'll be directed to a
bus where you will then proceed to your camp.
Note: IF you did not do your
medical check-up, they will still accept you. This is a problem as once you're in the camp, you might
not get your medical check-up. If anything happens to you, they assume you're just faking it because your medical report says nothing. If you die, they won't take the blame because you had not done your check-up.
Demand a medical check-up no matter what, even if you have entered the camp.
Be Prepared For These Situations
1. Inedible FoodThis seems to be the
most common problem on almost all camps. The food will be
extremely bad, it's not your typical kampung-style. Most probably your food will consist of
stale eggs, dead chicken, stale fish and so on which they got for a very very cheap price. Vegetables will be
half-cooked and the meat will be fried as solid as
rock and you can't even stick a fork into it.
This is why
cereals and biscuits are crucial because these are the stuff you will eat if you cannot eat any of the food there. Most people experience diarrhoea and vomiting, but some couldn't take it and have indigestion and persistant vomiting until sent to hospital,
THEN face the same problem again.
Even if the camp
tries to cater for your menu, they will still serve the
same thing. Don't bother with them because it's a waste of time so just get your cereals and bread.
Yeah, rotten apple for show.
2. Filthy SurroundingsThere will be many many
insects because your camps are mostly near the jungle.
Cicadas are most probably the very common insects you'll find lying
everywhere on your bathroom. The people you live with are various people and you might not get used to it because they might not be as hygienic as you are.
Dead insects in your shower room, dead stuff everywhere.
Some people
wear shoes into dormitories even when they're muddy or wet. Be prepared for full-time cleaning or you'll have to bear with it.
3. Strenuous ActivitiesIf you do not really participate much in sports or activities in school, or simply just not physically strong, you will suffer. Especially for girls,
marching under the hot sun for
2 hours is enough for them to pass out. So remember to
voice out if you really can't take it, or just
pretend dizzy so you could rest. If you feel too strained doing the activities in the camp, you could pretend to be sick just to get the extra few hours of rest to ease yourself. Heck, just pretend to be a
weakling and relax.
Yeah, all standing still, no movement just for show.
4. Less Sleep Even if you can withstand the vigorous activities, you wouldn't have enough sleep. On a daily basis, you would probably sleep at around
12am after everything's finished. You would have to wake up at
5.30am in the morning and get ready to assemble. However,
Muslims will wake up much earlier at around
4.30 to
5am who will maybe cause a ruckus or noise loud enough to arouse you from your sleep.
So you would only have about
4-6 hours of sleep. With the food you're gonna get, and the constant lengthy activities, most people will be visiting the
medic very often.
5. Boredom As if the food and environment is not enough to kill you, you will be going through various
boring activities. You will be going for
character building classes which makes not much of a difference. The only fun part is you'll get to play games with your friends in the classes.
And they'll tell you that you have to
share everything in class...
pour out your personal stuff with people you completely don't know. Your best bet is to just sit down and pretend the class is very exciting, tell utter lies about your life and just look at some pretty girls.
At night you will watch
character building videos. If you enjoy watching
Malay dramas or movies, then it might suit you. Else, just fall asleep. I also forgot to mention that sometimes you will need to sit in the canteen or hall for
hours doing nothing for no apparent reason.
For a first-timer, jungle-trekking, abseiling or firing a M-16 might be pretty fun. You will be
restricted to many stuff you could actually do, and it might take away all the fun. For example, you might think getting a chance to hold a rifle is
fun, but in the camp, all you do is go prone, fire some shots and
that's it. No reloading, no pulling bolt, no checking barrel, no turning safety off, no nothing and you only get to do that
once in 3 months period.
Yeah, fo' show man, for show.
6. Unfriendly or Grouchy PeopleYou might meet unfriendly people who might actually be just
frustrated and
strained, but it's best not to start any arguements or fight within the camp. Just retain
calmness and walk away if you need to.
However, most likely you'll be making lots of friends and cracking lame jokes. Most of the time there will still be separated groups of people of different races, but it's okay and there wouldn't be much racism. Girls and guys are obviously segregated except in certain activities only.
Yeah, girls only area, for show.
Safety Issues
Remember, your own
safety comes first. If you feel that your life is at stake, tell your trainer and
don't do it. If you don't know how to swim, do not try water sports. If you cannot pass motion or vomit, seek the medics
immediately and call your parents. If you couldn't get pass motion or vomit, it means waste substances aren't coming out from your body. If it's not out, you will die. This is a case which happened in
Malacca, where a girl,
Too Hui Min died of
colon infection.
A short info, colon infection is based on the food you take. The food gets stuck in the colon, you get constipated, stuff ain't coming out and you get infection. This may seem like a
small matter on the outside, just plain stomach pain and constipation. You think it's curable by medication. Doctors say it's a small problem. But where do
big problems come from? They come from these small problems.
Parent's Guide
1. Child's safety comes first.
If you think your child's life is
at stake or if your child is
unsafe, you can visit your child. If they do not allow you in, cause a ruckus and be upset. You are the parent, you have every right to ensure your child's safety and
you don't need to care what the hell is protocol and what the hell doctors say. If you feel your child is in danger, you should be there.
National Service is not
prison.
2. Understand National Service's protocol.The problem with how trainers and these people work is that
they don't even know their protocols. Their work and coordination is all messed up and you'd probably have to wait unnecessarily. However it is, you must know that they could give your child a
leave if your child is quite ill. This allows your child to return home and get treatment from your own doctor instead.
You cannot do
medical check-ups yourself after going for the camp. Your child must be
escorted by trainers if a check-up is needed.
If anything goes wrong, you can complain to the
headquarters in
KL. Annoying them is better than nothing if all else fails. You gotta make some noise if there's a problem.
3. Visiting TimeYou are allowed to visit your child on
Sunday every week. At least that's how it was on my camp. You can bring food, items and stuff for your child.
This is better than PLKN fo' show a hundred times man.
Last Notes
- Be strong mentally.
- Be street smart.
- Be a good actor.
- Do not hide anything from your family.
- Just do it.
- Do not strain yourself.
Overall, National Service is good for discipline and character building. But let's just face the fact that smokers will still be smokers, mat-rempit will still be mat-rempit and idiots will still be idiots. 3 months of training will not make a difference in lifestyle or thinking. If someone wants to change, they'll change.
Love,
Nicholas.